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Earth time signature locked: 2025 common era, October Sixteenth.

Moon phase: Waning Crescent.

Signal Stability Confirmed - Ayakashima Information Radio Welcomes You.

Ayakashima recently opened its gates to the human realm, resulting in an influx of energy and activity. This has prompted the Tourism Board to form the Ayakashima Mystery Investigation Tourism Initiative, or AMITI. Visitors are strongly encouraged to participate, as, unchecked, these mysteries could grow past mere mischief.

As of right now, an enigmatic and amnesiac spirit has arrived in Ayakashima from realms unknown. There are only three certainties at this point: They weren’t employed by anyone else, they didn’t meet a violent end, and they need YOUR help!

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Don’t wake up with a sigh, wake up with a scream!

This week’s featured creature is a classic all-star, the moth-man. First sighted within the human realm in November 1966, in the city of Point Pleasant, West Virginia, the moth-man is described as slender, muscular, and approximately seven feet tall, with hypnotically glowing red eyes and a ten foot wingspan. Some witnesses reported it “chasing” their cars while emitting a screeching sound.

While potentially disturbing, the moth-man does not appear to be threatening so much as warning.

In the human realm, moth-man sightings most commonly occur around dangerous areas and especially before tragedies.

During my travels in the greater neon realm, I once encountered a nesting site inhabited by creatures matching these descriptions, and found them to be quite friendly, even playful. I observed the juveniles playing a game not unlike “tag” and witnessed a full grown specimen return to the nest with an immense beetle-like creature. Given its similar size and coloration to the cars of the human realm, I theorize that instances of cars being chased is a simple case of mistaken identity. If your car *is* picked up by a moth-man or similar entity, I’d advice vacating it before it has been lifted to an unsafe height.

Now, before I leave you, I’d like to thank some invaluable contributors: P-chan, Aster*, and a talking raccoon I found in a dumpster.

This has been Ayakashima Info Radio, and remember, not everything unseen is real.